Closing on a property in the United States, where everyone speaks the same language, is pretty straightforward. You're at the table with the property owner, their attorney, your attorney, real estate brokers, and someone from the bank. Pleasantries are exchanged. The mood is light. In my case, as I signed my life away, each page was described to me and the bank handed over the check. Wide smiles and "congratulations" all around. A few weeks later, I received a package in the